Pearls Before Swine, or How to make friends and influence people. NOT!

<p><\p>This page is an exposition of Gresham's Law as applied to various Symbol Analyst products. The fundamental idea is that swine will prefer to consume garbage than pearls. In fact, when not presented with a sufficient supply of garbage, the swine will become most annoyed with the purveyor of the pearls. The swine may come back in a year or two and say, "Those really were great pearls, we wish that we'd used them."